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- What's up, Tokai no Ryoto? - Tokai no Ryoto.
- I'm Toshimitsu. - I'm Iwamoto.
- I'm Tanaki. - I'm Toshimitsu.
[Toshimitsu is a member of Tokai no Ryoto.]
So, today's topic is...
something that Mitrobakudan-kun...
[Mitrobakudan-kun is a member of Tokai no Ryoto.]
Gojyan de areo.
We say "uzaya" a lot in our daily life.
We say "hittsukimushi" a lot, don't we?
"hittsukimushi" and "kuttsukimushi"
- Yes, we do. - Yes, we do.
We also live in the countryside.
Isn't "aero" "uzaya"?
- It's "uzaya", isn't it? - It is.
I've never said "kuttsukimushi" like this before.
So, this time...
we want you to delete "hittsukimushi" in "okazaki- city".
- Delete? - Yes.
So...
Well...
"hittsukimushi" in "okazaki-city"...
Let's exterminate...
Let's exterminate "hittsukimushi" in "okazaki- city"!
(clapping)
So now, we'll split up into teams
and for 2 hours,
I want you to bring me lots of "hittsukimushi"
(clapping)
Then we can do it again next year
(laughing)
Why?
This year! Year 1!
Year 1!
No way!
For now, for 2 hours,
the team that brings me lots of "hittsukimushi" wins
But how do we compare?
It's a confrontation, right?
It's a confrontation
I made this team on my own
but it's good that I can mess up "zazii"
(laughing)
"zazii" is bad
I'll tell you the winner
The winner is "kazu"
kazu
"kazu"?
"kazu" can't be counted one by one!
I hope there are people who are good at counting "kazu"
But I don't think there are many people like that
Ah, there are
What?
There are 2 people
Is that so?
There are 2 people
I don't know who it is, but it doesn't matter
Is there a rule?
Like you can't use your hands?
No!
Basically, anything is fine
Anything is fine?
It's fine, right?
My personality changes little by little
so can I change it a little?
Oh!
Your mood changes little by little
My mood changes little by little
It doesn't change at all!
Don't lie
Is there such a thing?
Don't lie!
I don't cheat!
If I had a girlfriend, I would love her for the rest of my life
Yes!
That's all!
I don't want to go to the same university as him
(laughing)
It's been 15 years since I've been with you, Taiki
It's been 15 years since I've been out
(laughing)
I can only see this
(laughing)
We came to a place called "agasaki natural experience forest"
If you were an elementary school student in agasaki, you would come here often
It's a good place
I've been locked up for 14 years, but I forgot what I was going to say.
Well, we're getting permission this time, so you can go home and take a break.
Actually, I don't think we should go in and do the next scene.
Oh, I see.
Well, we don't have time, so if it's a plant that looks like a tree, let's go in as far as we can.
I understand.
There's still Otamajuxi.
Oh, that's interesting.
It's a tree.
Oh!
There it is!
Is this it?
This is it.
Can I go in?
Go!
Yay!
Isn't this crazy?
This is strong!
Let's go deeper.
Hello.
If you say hello from here, people won't think you're suspicious.
This is a rule of thumb.
It can also be a security measure.
It's grapes.
Grapes?
Pione.
Really?
Don't say that!
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Watch out! Watch out!
- Did you get stuck? - No, look!
- Oh, you did! - Look!
- Isn't it crazy? - It is!
- This management facility... - Yes.
- The management staff and others work here... - Yes.
- They're really helpful. - Yes.
- They make us materials and stuff. - Yes.
- Like, "Hey, we need this and that." - "Hey, we need this and that."
- "Hey, we need this and that."
- They're very helpful. - I'm not good at this either.
- I'm sorry. - I'm not good at this either.
- That's true. - Ouch!
- Oh, no. - Oh, no.
- Ouch! - That's about it!
- It's over. - Isn't it worse than mine?
- Oh, maybe. - I knew it.
- We went for about two hours. - I did say it, but...
- I didn't think we'd be back in five minutes. - Yeah, me neither.
- Then we'd like to submit this. - Yes!
- That's it for Taiki-kun and... - Me, Neato, who went outside for the first time in 14 years.
Thank you very much.
[NEATO'S TASUMIGAOKA PARK]
- We're here. - Tatsumigaoka Park.
- This is a must. - It is.
- There's a lot of nature in this park. - Yeah.
You don't miss out on things along the road.
Oh, you skipped me.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- It's a stingray! - Oh, no!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- Extermination complete. - Extermination complete.
There are no more stingrays in Tatsumigaoka Park.
[NEATO'S TASUMIGAOKA PARK]
- Good work. - Good work.
Well...
It was too easy to exterminate.
I made a mistake.
Well, I'll call you as soon as I know what happened.
- Oh, well... - Yeah.
- Are you okay with that? - Yeah.
You're the one who arranged the meeting with the contractor, right?
- The contractor. - Yeah, but...
- I hope you'll join us. - No, we won't.
- No, we won't.
- It hasn't changed. - No, we won't.
- Our four people's work is done for today. - It's done for today.
- We can't show you any more than this. - Yeah.
- Good work. - Yeah.
- Thank you for your cooperation. - Thank you for your cooperation.
- Knock, knock, knock. - Who is it?
- Excuse me, is this Tokai Emergency Center? - Oh, you're wrong.
- You're wrong. - Look at this.
- Dajiabu. - Hahaha.
- It's a new show of Terrace House. - What?
- We're gathered in Narina Zazi and doing a love reality show. - Oh, I see.
- Is this Tokai Emergency Center?
- I asked them and they said they'd count anything. - Oh, isn't it the back?
- They said there's only "oh". - They said there's only "oh"!?
- There's something I'd like you to count and see. - I don't know if we'll do it or not.
- Just look at it. - Huh?
- Just pretend you don't have it. - I don't have it. - You don't have it.
- If you don't have it, you don't have to count it.
- No, we're competing in which of us has been exterminated the most.
- That's why we'd like you to count the numbers. - I finally stopped researching.
- It's not a research, it's a refereeing. - Yeah.
- It's like deciding who won and who lost. - We'll tell the team who won and who lost.
- That's why we'd like you to sit down and count the number of pedestrians.
- What are you talking about!? - I don't know what you're talking about.
- You should've done better!
- Rather than saying that, it might be better for you to count it quickly. - That's true.
- Look, it's this time. - It's not wrong, it's not wrong.
- I know it's not wrong! - I know it's not wrong!
- If you don't say it back, I can't step over there!
- Are you really going to give me money? - What is this!?
- I'll pay you double!
- Which one do you want? - Which one?
- Which team and what? - This is Ryogo's team.
- This is Yumemushi's team. - It's the same.
- Which team won? Who won? - Two of us.
- Ah, two of you!? - What!?
- Isn't it bad for one person to decide who won and who lost!?
- It's weird for one person to decide who won and who lost.
- It's not weird for one person to decide who won and who lost.
- It'll be over by the end of October next week.
- You can do it so easily.
- How long do you think we've been counting?
- How many seconds? - You're pretty self-aware.
- Is it like this? There's a difference in perception.
- Sorry, you got me. - You got me.
- On three. - One, two...
- Oh! - Oh!
- I'm Ryogo. - I'm Yumemushi. - I have something else to do.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me.
- It's not like I don't like acting. - Do you have a condom with you?
- I've been waiting for today's shoot just for this.
- It's almost my turn.
- Let's take it out.
- It's like you're taking it out of your pocket.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Huh!? - That's crazy!
- Wait, wait, wait... - That's crazy!
- Wait, wait, wait...
- It's like a wig. - It's like a wig.
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is crazy!
- Wow! - Wow! - Wait!
- I can't lift it up! - Wow!
- Wow!
- No way! - Huh!?
- Wow! - Wow!
- I don't know what's going on. - It's a colony!
- Huh!? - This is a colony!
- The director left. - Huh?
- Oh, hello. Are you still working? - No, I just started.
- Oh, I see. Good luck. - I just started training. - Good work.
- Don't work too hard, okay? - Okay.
- Good work. - Yes!
- Have you been drinking a lot lately? - Okay, that's all of it.
- No, you can't do that. - How much did you buy?
- More than a dozen. - The stage was two hours long.
- This is about 50 minutes. - How about the rest of the time?
- That's enough, right? - What did you say?
- This is as bad as it gets. - I think so.
- We're extinct. - This is as bad as it gets.
- We're extinct. - Let's keep our settings!
- Can humans be extinct!? - There's only the two of us!
- In this world...
- There will be less of us! - There will be less funny people!
- Funny... - See, it's this funny!
- I'm really sorry for saying what I wanted to say. - You started it, didn't you?
- I heard you say something.
- I'm sorry. - It's fine.
- Don't laugh at me! Count my spines!
- Count my buttocks, too!
- I'm going to do it again. - Count my buttocks!
- I'm ready! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- But you know what? I have buttocks today. - Huh?
- I have to finish it at 10 o'clock. - Yeah!
- I only have two hours left. - Let's do it in two hours!
- Let's finish it! - Yeah!
- Let's do it! - Yeah!
Your first Hitsuki.
- I see. - See!
Like this, I'm going to make a row so that it's ten in total, and I'm going to make a lot of them.
This is cute, isn't it? It kind of looks like sunglasses.
I'm going to put it up while thinking about the final finished picture.
Ah, I got it.
I like this one better.
- I want you to count whether it's gone or not. - Yes!
- Okay? - Yes!
- Once you're done counting, you can make it look like an original Hitsukimichi T-shirt. - Huh?
- Have you ever thought about how this T-shirt would feel, Riptoc? - No.
This T-shirt has become the foundation for counting Hitsukimichi.
- This is the life you want to avoid the most. - But...
From their point of view, only one T-shirt can be made in the world.
So, from their point of view, I'm happy.
- Wow, we're already done with this. - Huh? That's fast.
- One set of shoes and we're done. - Yes.
- Ah, it's stuck. - Huh?
- It's stuck. - Damn it.
- I don't think we can talk about this. - Yeah.
- Wait, there's already 100. - That's fast!
- It's only 3 o'clock. - I'm going to wrap it up first and then fill it in later.
- Don't talk about design! - What?!
- This isn't "Let's make the world's only T-shirt competition"! - If it's not fun, I won't forgive you for this!
- Is there a product like "stick bug peeler"? - Like a hairball trickliner?
- Please be careful! - Hairball...trickliner...oh, it's "stick bug trickliner".
- We don't need "gigo-gigo". Once you put your teeth in...
- SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
- Oh, but... - Not bad! - Not bad! - Yeah, not bad.
- That was too much. - Yeah, it was too much.
- It's sad. - If it was basil, we'd still have this coming out.
- But we still have this process coming out.
- Maybe we'll end up with something like this.
- "This month's "stick bug peeler" is this. Please use it for this area."
- This is for covering up. - Let's cover up the inside with this.
- I wish we could do that. - "Stick bug art"?
- No one seems to be doing it. - I kinda want to do something like that too.
- If we don't do it, we probably won't be able to endure it. - That's the next foundation.
- Okay, we're out of shoes, so we'll do one by one.
- Money! - Mask, please!
- That's a nice way of saying it.
- You're not nice!
- Let's do it, then!
- Yes, please. - What's the number now?
- 400!
- Seriously? - I'm at 160 now.
- Let's do it.
We're out of shoes.
What?
That's fast.
How many do you have?
215.
Can I change my clothes for a change of mood?
Here you are.
Oh, my God.
What?
I can't take it off at all.
Oh, my God.
If I change my clothes, it's over.
We're out of shoes.
I dropped it by accident, but I can't take it off anymore.
I looked it up on the Internet.
If you wipe it with a wet tissue, you can take it off.
Oh, my God.
I have to count it, so is it suitable for it?
Oh, it's better than before.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
I just moved over here.
I can take it off.
People on the Internet don't count it.
If you can throw it away at once, that's fine.
Yeah.
No way.
It's decided to count.
It's too much.
Yes, this is also a failure.
Then we have no choice but to take it one by one.
I started from my neck and drew a line like this.
I drew a line underneath it, but I thought I'd fill it in here, so I filled it in like this.
Oh, my God.
It feels good.
This is great.
Oh, my God.
It's good to look at it like this.
Oh, my God.
What number is it now?
Now?
It's 372.
Hey!
What?
It hasn't progressed at all.
How is it?
Katsura!
Okay!
Alright!
What should I do next?
I found a katsura!
Hahahahaha!
Wow!
Hahahahaha!
Wow!
I did it!
Wow!
Wait, besides...
I really can't do it!
Hey, it's too desperate, look!
Hey, I can't do it this time!
Look at me!
Wow!
I can only think that I'm about to die!
It's 10 o'clock.
Let's end it here for today.
It's too desperate, I'm not happy that I can go home today at all.
I'm not counting now, I'm just rearranging.
Hahahahaha!
Count...
What?
Let's do our best next week, too.
I wonder if it's still in the early stages of the video...
Day 2!
Thank you for your cooperation this time, too!
Well, let's do it right away!
Well, before the paper break...
Tomorrow is the last day...
2 o'clock in the afternoon...
I don't feel like I'm taking a break at all.
We're going to leave this behind and go home, right?
Yeah.
Last time...
The wig was too dirty...
It's a lot of work to take it off.
I only took it off and counted it, so I'll clean it up and throw it away.
I don't need it!
You need it?
Seriously, I can't do it without this time!
Should I really consult a lawyer or something?
Hahahahaha!
No, isn't that a cover salary?
Hahahahaha!
Thank you for your hard work!
Ahhhh!
Wait a minute!
But I don't have anything to do this time...
It's important for you to talk to me!
But I also have something to do when I get home today...
What are you going to do?
Hmm?
Nothing else...
That's not important...
Hahahahaha!
We're finally done with the back of the wig.
This is like a can of sushi that you can't use for any reason.
There's so much of this.
If you think you've got it, look at this!
No way!
Wow, this looks hard to get.
No way!
Look at this! There's a lot of can of sushi lines.
Wig and...
No way! It's natto!
It was natto when we put the egg in it.
This is really...
Ahhhh!
Guwaaaa!
Yuuuu!
We might have finished the wig!
Guwaaaa!
Let me check.
There's no original wig.
There's only the wig.
Oookay!
We're done! We're done!
It's not over.
It's over!
No, no, no!
How many did you count today?
There's this one.
Including this one, it's 810.
But isn't this just a silhouette?
No, I think we've overcome the wig.
No, it's a scary thing.
Yeah, you're probably right.
There's underwear that only feel good about.
It's not only about feeling good about it!
Ahhhh! It's too detailed!
Ahhhh! Come on!
[Thank you for watching till the end as always♡]
Oh, you look like a craftsman.
That was a skill.
That was a big turn.
It's been 2 hours and 11 minutes.
I think we finished last time around here.
Well, I don't feel it when I'm doing this.
But it's not clothes, is it?
Yes, pants OK!
Alright!
Oh, I can't take it off.
It can't be.
I can't do it anymore.
Is it enough? Is it enough?
That's why we have four more.
What?
This is four?
This is...
It's more than the one we just did.
I want to know the name.
I'm touching it so much.
Well...
The one with a lot of it is...
Karetinus Bithagi
It's the same with this color.
No, it's cute.
You were that cute?
You look like a man.
That's nice.
You were that cute?
One knowledge.
Karetinus Bithagi
Anti-deprivation love
I'm starting to lose my precious emotions.
You know, there's a Taukogi.
The word for Taukogi is...
Modest Worker.
There's a modest worker over there.
Gradually, as I was doing it,
during the hospitalization,
I remembered that some people couldn't carve a statue of a statue and it was destroyed.
At that time, I wasn't good at that kind of thing,
and I didn't know much about that kind of thing,
so I did my best to do it,
and I did it.
And I was looking forward to leaving about 5% of it completed,
but when I got back to my room, some people said,
Please complete it.
(laughs)
It's too bad.
Hey,
isn't it too little?
I was doing it without saying a word.
It's here.
No, really.
Really?
I've been doing it for a long time, but nothing has changed.
What!?
(laughs)
What!?
It's changed a lot over here.
(laughs)
It's been almost 3 hours since we started shooting.
Today is the end of day 3.
Well, it may be a good episode.
Well, next is day 3, so see you in 2 weeks.
Wow, I don't want to think I got a hair loss or recovered from it.
(laughs)
If you count it in advance, it's the worst.
See you next week!
Ahhhhhh!
Isn't it bad to do it in between?
It's hard for me to do the last one.
Do you guys go to Sachio?
No, I don't go to Sachio.
But you can do it tonight, right?
No, I can't do it.
If you say it's the last one or in between, it's not in between.
I don't like it in between.
What?
I know it very well.
Right?
So I can say it's over and go home, but I can't stand that there are still other things to do.
If I can enjoy this song like a dessert at the end of today's shooting, I can still enjoy this song.
Can you shoot normally with a proper mentality after you get stuck in a play?
If I can do this, I'll do it like a snack.
Is it a snack or a dessert?
No, dessert has a bad aftertaste.
Let's eat bad snacks.
Hahaha!
I don't know what you mean.
Isn't it rock-paper-scissors?
It's over.
Oh, it's over.
What are you doing?
You can't do it like this.
High schoolers can't do it like this.
Let's break up.
I want to break up with you and make you my boss.
Which one is better?
If you lose, you have to give up.
Rock-paper-scissors!
No!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You're the worst!
What kind of part is this?
Where are you?
You like it, don't you?
You don't like it, don't you?
Hahaha!
All filming is over.
I was tired of watching the previous filming.
It was really hard.
I think it's already out.
It's a video of drunk people trying to sober up and not being able to.
It's been 30 minutes since the production site, and this is happening.
Isn't this studio amazing?
I'm going to do it now.
I should have done it earlier.
See!
It's been 29 years since I was born.
I'm always like this.
I should have done it earlier.
There was a good thing earlier.
There were drunk people.
They said, "Shibuya, let's drink!"
I said, "I have an appointment later."
And I stopped them.
I said, "I have an appointment later."
I said 2 hours ago, but it's 7 o'clock now.
You have a butt.
I have a butt.
I do kickboxing and training.
Is that video out?
I think it's out.
It's been 29 years since I was born.
I'm going to do it again.
Do it!
Do you want me to do it?
It wasn't brown like this.
It's getting brown.
By the time it's complete...
I'm just thinking about it.
I have no choice but to do it.
I'm good at making curves.
That's a good curve.
I'm good at this part.
I'm good at combining and making curves.
That's good.
Bocchett's class is over!
Today's day 3 class is over.
Do you have anything to say?
No, I don't.
Anything to say?
9 years old?
Who is it?
It's Kanta.
I was 950cm tall and now I'm 1322cm tall.
1129cm to 1335cm.
Thank you for your hard work!
Day 4!
What's that sound?
Tetsuya, can you get me a couple of beers?
You look pale.
My face?
Isn't it hot? Is it too greasy?
You look like Waffle.
But I'm always like this.
You don't look that pale.
It's like I drew a border here.
You're so good at this.
I drank it, so I can't say anything.
So...
Can you not do it for me today?
Do you have to do it once in a while?
Are you saying that you couldn't do it this week?
To be honest, I can't do it right now.
It's infinite, so you can do it when you really want to do it.
It's not even 10% done.
It's about 4%.
It's just 4%.
Let's do it for about an hour.
Let's do it for an hour.
What should I do?
Let me think about it.
I might not be able to do it for an hour.
Why?
Let's do it again.
Hey!
You don't agree with me, do you?
The purpose changes.
I think you should do it now.
Do you have a chaco pen?
Or do you want me to wear a new T-shirt?
Forget about him.
You look like you want to do it.
I want you to experience it.
I want you to understand it.
You're right.
It's really hard.
There are people who don't come off in one shot.
I have to go to a surprising place.
What are you doing?
I can't see the end.
I'm already drunk.
I'm really drunk.
Let's play a song.
It's early in the morning, so I should stop talking when I'm talking, so can I turn on English too?
[Taking away his lessons]
Today's a wrap!
Yes!
I wish I did this much everyday...
Finally, after about 3 hours, it becomes dark.
Good work!
Where did you get the day fever!?
Can you even accept it...?
Ichi-san
Shii
fakupakupakupakupakupakupakupaku
This shoot was nothing but "fakupaka"
Hahaha
Fakupaka
Like "fakupaka"
The left side of the näptalus
is the art of the owl with Goho's head on its body.
It is said that it was the owl that made use of the texture of the näptalus.
The pattern on the right side of the shoulder is like a tattoo and it is vainly but beautifully.
By adjusting the angle, you create beautiful curves.
There is a stunning effect.
Oh~~
Aw~~~
Oh?
Huh?!
Where are you at?
(Sacred square appears)
Oh?
What are you doing?
Oh?
(Laughing)
(Car size gets bigger)
Oh?
Oh!
The clock hander got moved.
Eh...
Eh?
Huh?
What?
Oh no!
What?
Summoning is finished!
Wait a minute.
Seriously, it disappeared?
Didn't it move until a while ago?
Huh?
Oh!
It's right!
Is it okay?
It's right.
It's almost unchanged.
It looks like a new movie "Collectables".
It's my first time seeing you like this.
I want you to say something.
I got mad because it's only day 5.
I must have done it carelessly.
It's exactly 2 hours.
It's over.
It's over?
Yeah.
You're already dead.
You're fast.
You were fast. You're really fast today.
You should talk less.
You're young.
Twice a week, 2 hours.
Once a month is the best.
Let's do it once a month.
It's over.
Tetsuya.
My hands can't stop moving.
It doesn't fit well.
Day 6
Day 6!
Shut up.
Good morning.
You're early.
What is it?
I said good morning.
Today, we start shooting at 1am.
7am?
Today, everyone comes at 11.30am.
But we gather at 8am.
We start shooting at 11am.
So, we have guts today.
If everyone comes at 11am, we can't sleep until 10.30am.
No, you can't.
It's better than you think.
Please know that we are not kidding.
Anyway...
Please bring it.
Don't bring it.
Do you think we will do it if you bring it?
Look at this.
What?
It's rough.
It wasn't like this.
When I put it on the sink...
I stepped on it once.
You did it!
Yes, I did.
I stepped on it and it got stuck.
So, I fixed it.
But it wasn't like this.
One more.
Is there any other cause?
What?
What? What is it?
It looks like something has changed for me.
What? What? What?
What is it?
This.
Isn't it broken?
What?
But it looks like that.
It can't be like that.
If it looks like this, it can't be broken like this.
Isn't it broken too much?
It's broken too much.
Me too.
This part and the lower part are obviously broken.
Tetsuya is dangerous.
Why? Why?
What?
Do you know it?
What?
What is the material that makes up your right leg?
This is it!
What is that slipper?
I'm sorry!
I don't know what you're apologizing for.
I'm really sorry!
I'm the culprit.
Is it you?
The first case was this one.
No, this one.
What?
Oh, this one.
When was the first time?
To tell you from the beginning,
This was properly stored in the first place.
Because it's not allowed to go there.
Well, just in case.
It was in this room.
Then, in another shooting,
we used the same room.
At first, I was conscious of it, too.
But,
in another shooting,
I tried too hard,
and the moment I stood up,
I said "jori jori jori".
I was stepping on it.
Already.
If you say the moment you stood up,
you stepped on it for a long time.
Your eyes have no light.
I'm really sorry.
But, wait.
I don't know this one.
You are you.
Am I me?
Me and someone else
stepped on it at least once.
I'm really sorry.
Actually, it doesn't matter.
Well, but...
I thought of doing it now.
Well, only this work
was left behind.
Left behind?
Left behind.
Will you
fix it and let me do it again?
Or will you forget about it and make a new design?
Or will you make me a fool of myself?
If you say like that, I'll make you a fool of myself.
Totally.
It doesn't matter if you say like that.
If you say like that, it doesn't matter.
I don't care if you eat Karaage or cook firewood.
If you say like that, it doesn't matter.
I'm really sorry.
What do you think of it?
Looking at this.
You shouldn't make people do things like that.
If I go there...
I wonder if I can edit it to some extent.
Let's do it.
Let me do it.
I can't think of anything to be relieved about.
I'm absorbed in it.
If we watch this at the same time again, it'll be bad.
That's right.
Ah, then I'll do it too.
No, but this is...
I'll do it lightly.
Are you going to say "good morning" today?
Today...
Is it okay?
Really?
Yes.
I'll do it.
Really?
Is it okay?!
What are you saying?!
Is it okay?!
In the morning...
What are you gathering and showing me?!
That's what I'm talking about!
I'm going to leave the filming here and go.
I'm going to edit it all and put it out.
Is it okay?!
I understand!
Today...
I'll do it lightly.
I'm really sorry!
What are you gathering and showing me?!
Oh my goodness.
This T-shirt being born is already irregular.
Something good that wasn't there was born on its own and now it's broken.
Nothing...
There's no damage.
I'll do it lightly.
I'll do it!
DAY SEVEN!
Hahahaha!
Are you kidding me, Seven?
Are you kidding me?!
And, and, and, and...
What is this?!
Hey, Seven, is there such a stupid thing?
Hahaha!
I'm really sorry.
I feel sorry for you. I can still recover.
It doesn't matter.
It's an extra, but...
It makes me feel like everything has disappeared.
I don't know what kind of video this is.
What are you doing?
Oh, it's been a while since you've all been here.
We always end up filming.
I don't feel like I'm left behind today.
What was the number just now?
One, nine, six, seven.
Two, one, six, seven.
It's too little.
If it's like this,
I can't really count.
I can't design or anything.
Is that all you can do?
I'm going to finish it up.
Thank you for the meal!
Huh?
Sensei, like...
Haven't you started yet?
Is that okay?
Hasn't it started yet?
It's not a design or anything like that, but...
At least if you put it like this, you'll die.
An hour and a half has passed.
Right now it's 2,600.
Huh?
2,600.
Huh?!
Wow!
It's exactly the same!
It's exactly the same thing!
Wow!
Even with all of this going on,
isn't it amazing that this counter is lining up?
It's amazing.
Clear!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
This is what you planned, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Even with this miracle, like...
If you open a Buddy vs. Smash Bros. tournament or something like that...
If you were to do it all by yourself...
I'd be like, "Wow, you're doing something about it."
I'd watch you do it.
I don't like mini-games like Mario Party...
Want to do it?
Let's do a Mario Party.
But you know, right before me is Mario Party.
What do you think?
It might be funny.
You said it in a joke, but you prepared it too quickly.
I wanted to do it at the end of the year.
You should be able to distinguish it.
Odomo-ring doesn't agree!
Yay!
What does this mean?
I did it.
Hey!
How long are you going to do it?!
It's over!
It's not my job!
I'll send you off.
To Mr. Uekage.
He told me to stop playing games.
Stop playing games.
It's messed up.
Can I be honest?
Yes.
To be honest, I have nothing to do with this picture.
But, it's here.
This picture is really amazing.
I thought it would be like this.
But, it's messed up.
You may think it's messed up by its appearance.
But, it's not.
It's messed up.
It's messed up like this.
I think...
I hope...
I think it's messed up by 5%.
It's messed up by 5% in DAY7.
How many days do you think it is?
It's messed up by 10%.
Ms. Chan.
You said you gave me a drink for a gift.
I'll give you a drink first.
No, I'll only give you a drink.
I'm not going to do it!
Blue Heaven.
I think it's a bit mean.
I'll take it.
Thank you very much.
Let's drink up.
Even if we're really drunk...
Thank you for your hard work.
Cheers!
Oh, it's good.
It's pretty sweet.
It's easy to drink.
Thank you for your hard work.
Cheers!
If you drink it all and then...
Oh, no!
Do you want a snack?
Yeah, I do.
I'd like a snack that's as far away from fireflies as possible.
If you say "focaccia", I'll really cut it off.
You can tell by the size of it.
Firefly...
Fireflies are like fireflies.
No, no, no.
It's true.
Thank you for your hard work.
I was just lonely.
Go home, helicopter.
You too.
Go.
One...
Wow, it's starting to count!
Three...
Die!
Go home, helicopter.
It's counting with resentment.
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Suffer and die!
Go home, helicopter.
Twelve...
Thirteen...
Evil numbers...
Die!
Go home, helicopter.
Fifteen...
Sixteen...
Seventeen...
I'll use ten and turn you into a bee's nest and shoot you.
Ah, this is bad. I can't do it.
It's like...
I might not be able to do it.
It's like, really...
Ah, I can't do it
There's something like that.
I think in this video, we're the only ones complaining.
For 110 minutes, like this...
We've been complaining for 7 weeks.
Really, this is...
We've been made to count a lot of things, but...
I think it's the final episode.
I think the level is completely different.
If such a joke comes out in the future...
I'll protect you with my life.
I shouldn't have left.
I should've gone home.
Yeah, that's...
That's cute.
You said you'd do it properly.
I know.
No, no.
It's cute, isn't it?
A straw.
No, it's not.
If I go there, I'll definitely get hurt and do something.
Why did you get hurt?
At that time...
Why did you get hurt?
That guy...
I can't do anything but eat this.
If I were you, I'd earn 60,000 yen.
You said it just now.
Remember what you said.
You...
You're becoming hostile.
What's with you?
Suddenly...
You're becoming hostile.
Let's make a bet.
If you sell this T-shirt as art with likes,
it's 4 million yen.
Exactly.
If it's 4 million yen,
it's 100 million yen.
That's a lot of money.
If it's 100 million yen after everything is sold out...
But I won't do it.
I won't do it at all.
What will you do if you're arrested for 140 days and you don't get 100 million yen?
No, but it's too painful.
If you don't have a car, you can go faster.
I was told that.
If you don't have a broken heart!
If you don't have a broken heart, you can just count it.
The value of 100 million yen may be different.
If you run a full marathon faster, you can reach the goal faster.
Of course!
That's because you can run!
I have the stamina of my heart.
Of course it's like that.
But what if you're not in the mood?
What if we're not in the mood?
Do you think we're not in the mood?!
No, I measured it in the marathon.
If we're not in the mood, we're talking about it!
Are you trying to end it?
It won't end until we count it.
Can we buy it at the top of Bandy?
How many kilograms is the top of Bandy?
I think it'll take about 13 days.
No, it's totally fine!
China announced in 2012...
21,196 kilograms.
Will you do it?
20,000 kilograms?
I'll do it someday.
I just did it!
I'm the editor of this video.
So, 60,000 kilograms of persimmon and...
What's in the top of the bar?
Why are you counting persimmon?
But...what's in the top of the bar?
Don't do it.
Let's count little by little.
I can't do it.
Seriously.
I can't do it.
What's that?
What's that move?
Did you drink it all?
That's amazing.
I'm begging you.
Can you count it for me?
Can I take it with me?
No!
Count it!
Okay, 30 minutes!
We're done filming in 30 minutes.
Let's change it.
I won't ask you for anything again.
Okay!
I'll count it until I die here.
What?
What are you doing?
What is it?
Let's count it until we die.
It's our job to film.
It's the best!
Let's do it!
It's great!
It's the best!
Don't slack off like that!
Be motivated!
I have to be motivated!
Be motivated!
I have to be motivated!
Be motivated!
You don't have to force yourself like that.
Be motivated!
You can't do it like that!
I want to count it until I die!
Stop it!
Shibayu!
What are you doing?
Thank you...
for...
counting it...
with me!
Shibayu!
Den-chan!
Den-chan, where are you going?
That's enough.
Count it!
I'll do it.
Hurry up!
Let's stop doing this!
What?
Let's stop counting it!
I don't want to waste my time!
YOU'RE LIKE AN IDIOT!
No, it's okay.
I don't need it.
Don't mess with me.
I want you to count it.
Count it.
Hurry up and count it!
I'm going to end this shooting!
I did it!
It's over!
Is it really over?
It's over!
Mr. Obi!
Obi!
Mr. Shanks!
Thank you so much!
My hat is in front of you.
Can I have it?
The story will change!
It's a waste for me!
Congratulations!
It's over!
Is this over?
The seventh day!
It's over, right?
Shanks is here!
It's over!
I can't say anything!
It's over!
Iqto and Shanks are higher than Shanks!
No matter what!
Anyone who complains about this has confidence in beating Shanks!
More than four times!
I will never win!
I came because I was called!
Don't say you were called!
Do it yourself!
I ran for this house!
It's been two hours!
I feel like I'm in a hurry!
I've been waiting for two hours!
It's a black heart!
It's a red-haired black heart!
Is it over?
Thank you for your hard work!
I think you did your best!
What was it?
How many times did you do it?
I counted 2785 and 2824.
There are about 950,000 left.
There are about 600,000 left.
The after-talk is long!
It's been seven days!
I want to do it properly!